Friday, September 26, 2008

Answers

After posting our last blog (only yesterday) we have received a number of questions. Rather than answer these individualy we've answered them all below.
1. Yes, there are more S class Mercedes in Phnom Phen than any other city in the world.
2. No, we didn't stay at Raffles.
3. We travelled to Raffles 3 up on a moterbike taxi as we were staying on the other side of town (the wrong side of the tracks). The driver was on the front, Alison in the middle and Garry on the back carrying the rucksack and laptop. Quite an exciting ride as these guys are happy to go the wrong way down a one way street, ride on the pavement and ride down the wrong side of the road.
4. To pay for our little venture to Raff's we asked the driver (see above) to stop at the International Bank of Commerce. There we negociated a loan with the IMF (International Monetary Fund). At first the IMF were reluctant to give us the cash but when we pointed out that if they got their finger out we could make "Happy Hour" and the drinks would be half price and we would probably get free nibbles they gladly parted with the wonga.
5. The IMF have now asked for the money back as they need it for another project. They have threatened us with the heavy mob (see picture below) if we don't pay up soon.
6. We have tried to lay off the loan to a number of International Financial Institutions but with no luck due to the Global financial crisis. We thought we were OK when a representative from Lehmans said he would have a look down the back of the sofa for us. Unfortunatetly the federal government had already been there and had taken away all that they found. Apparently they also needed it for other projects.
7. A generous Tuk Tuk drive offered to help but his interest charges (2 coconuts a week) were unafordable for us. Have any of you guys got $55.73 tucked under a matterres somewhere? Wer're under pressure and don't want to deal with the heavies.
8. Yes
9. No
10. 43

Below is the last known picture of the IMF heavies. There's a rumour that they are somewhat disabled at the moment as their leader is being held hostage by a pig.

Plan B is for us to escape to the mountains using our get away vehicle pictured below.


As you can see we've been practising and we know how to use this vehicle to the max.
Bye for now. Will update you when the heat is off.

Alison and Garry

NB The above is published without the aid of alcohol or substance abuse.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Pyjamas in the Rain

The picture above should have been at the bottom of this blog. Alison on the beach at Sihanoukville and it's raining again.

Damn, we wish we'd had a few drinks before we tried to write this blog, somehow the pictures are all in the wrong order again! We're sure we're better at this after a couple!

We spent around 8 days in Sihanoukville, where it rained and rained, (see photos), then we moved on to Kampot, where we stayed for a few days and it rained a bit less, then moved on to Phnom Phen where it rained a bit less (but lots at a time - see photos). We have now moved on to Siem Reap. As you are probably aware, Cambodia has been through some very difficult times and some of its recent history is very sad, so we are not mentioning anything about that here, although we did visit the relevant local sites. Forgetting the terrible history, we are finding the people wonderful, really smiley and friendly.



This was outside the Russian market at Phnom Phen. It had just rained for three hours solid, so we took shelter in a hostel. One peculiar thing we noticed about Phnom Phen was the number of very expensive cars eg countless S class Mercedes, Lexus 4 x 4s and loads of Hummers. We only saw 3 e class Mercs and 1 c class. Wonder who can afford these? Perhaps someone made some money from selling off the government owned islands and beaches? There isn't a lot of corruption in Cambodia apparently, it's just a "commission" based economy!


Our tuk tuk driver had pulled up onto the kerb outside our hotel, so we didn't have to wade through the flood. You can just see the tide coming in. The water was about 2 feet deep and the motorbikes could deal with this no problem, but the 4 x 4s were reluctant to enter the water and most turned round. It's a bit like in England, meeting a 4 x 4 on a country lane or crossing the Westwood. You have to take to the grass in your ordinary saloon, while the 4 x 4 stays on the tarmac (apologies to those of you owning 4 x 4s - you know who you are!)

Phnom Phen has some gorgeous French Colonial buildings. Above is the restored UNESCO office.


Phnom Phen's National Museum.



Part of Phnom Phen's Grand Palace. Lovely place to visit and the King spends some time here. One of the buildings has a tiled silver floor but unfortunately it's covered over. Most of the visible tiles were loose but we couldn't fit one in the rucksack.




This is a boulevard in Kampot. Lovely town but in need of TLC.



Ref the flooding in the earlier photo's above, this is the rain that caused it. What this guy is doing with the brush is anybodys guess.


Not a great quality photo but this was the biggest Samosa we've ever seen. It was a great little cafe in Kampot that sold Indian grub. We had lunch and dinner there.



Colin and Charmaine a lovely Kiwi couple we met in Kampot. Hopefully we'll see them again in New Zealand.




Hammocks are everywhere. It's not easy to take pictures of them as they usually have somebody sleeping in them but you see them in the strangest places. This was in Utopia! It's just outside Kampot if you're looking for it!




See what we mean about Hammocks. This is in the middle of the pavement in Phnom Phen.




Alison enjoying a cocktail in Raffles in Phnom Phen. We went there to use the internet but the bobbing rastards wanted $10's an hour. It's free everywhere else. Still the cocktails were good. Check out the Elephant shaped glass.


Another thing we did in Phnom Phen, which unfortunately we don't have a photo of, was to BBQ our own food at the table. It's a bit like that witches hat thing you have when you go skiing but you have to contend with a wobbly table, boiling oil and glowing charcoal. We got through it without major injury but Alison was covered in fat and red wine. They say Cambodia and particulary Phnom Phen is a bit like the wild west, we haven't experienced this but there was a little set to outside the BBQ restaurant following a motorcycle collision. It was more "hand bags at dawn" than AK47s.




The sign says "fresh water bathing place". We didn't fancy a shower here. This is in a small coastal town called Kep. Watch out for it as it's currently being redeveloped and has massive potential, even the King has got a place here.



How did this photo get here. Al, what have you been doing. I told you only write the blog after a few beers!
Kin hell, another duplicated photo. Alison is blaming the electricity supply. Compulsary electric shock everytime you plug in. In fairness to her it is a bit distracting.




We took a little tour with a really nice Tuk Tuk driver, part of this was a visit to a cave with a 7th century temple in it. Most visitors enter and leave by the stone steps, however, as you would guess this was not for us. Our driver and guides (more of them later) decided we should crawl and climb through the cave. This was cool if a little dodgey when you're only wearing sandals without "traction control" and we had to swing, tarzan style, on tree roots from rock to rock. COOL.




Garry trying to wash the "slippery as snot" bat pooh off his "no traction control" sandals.




These two little guys - 7 and 14 years old were our guides through the caves. They made us torches from candle wax and sticks. Great chaps.




Our tuk tuk driver in front of a still in a pepper farm. The farmer makes rice wine here using heat from methane made from cow and pig pooh. He shovels the pooh into a hole in the ground and then pipes off the gas to burners under the still. Amazingly, he doesn't pay tax on his alcohol or gas production. Our kind of recycling!




This what you would call a fully loaded tuk tuk - a 100cc motorbike towing a trailer with two people and about a tonne of goods. Nothing is ever overloaded over here! You see some heroic efforts on motorbikes. We'll try and get a picture of 5 up for you.


A Cambodian fashion that is apparently absolutely normal according to David, our favourite tuk tuk driver.
This was funny - a bunch of locals on the beach in Sihanoukville. The game was to put on a pair of undies, run to the other end and back, then switch them to your team player, who would do the same. Nobody could stop laughing, including us. (see blue undies - far left).




The russians are building an internet cafe inside this aeroplane.




A fishing village, just outside Sihanoukville.



He'll grow into this.




A lovely pair of pyjamas, sported by a food seller on the beach.


You can even wear them in the rain - very versatile.


More jim jams - good with a hat.



You can even wear them on a motorbike, whilst carrying small children - kevlar lined?



Short trouser jim jams - good in the heat.


Our first morning in Cambodia at the bus station. It hadn't stopped raining for about 36 hours.

We took a ride on the back of 2 motorbikes to get from the hotel to the bus station, tricky in flood waters, mud and on slicks. The motorbike riders are really good. Can you imagine Garry and a 20 kg rucksack on the back of a bike in these conditions. Good job he had his poncho.



More rain - on the beach this time.
Jim jams in the rain - the next step will be waterproof ones!



Pretty cool riding your motorbike, wearing your pjs and carrying an umbrella. Not an unusual sight.

Time for a few beers now, off to Ankor Wat and other cultural sites in the next few days.

Ciao

Alison and Garry

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Greetings from Sihanoukville (Cambodia)

Just a quickie, we left Thailand a couple of days ago. As soon as we crossed into Cambodia, it started to rain. So far, we have been mostly confined to bars, restaurants and buses. Having a great time as always.
One little tip for you if you come to Cambodia, (Kate and Katie), learn to convert pounds to dollars, to rials, to bahts. We crossed the border and were given prices in bahts, paid in dollars and got our change in rials. After much confusion and some arithmetic we were surprised to find we hadn't been ripped off.
As we said above, due to very heavy rain we've had to spend a lot of time in bars and restaurants. During one gentle afternoons drinking session (nowt else to do) we met some lovely people including Les Paterson (the Australian cultural attache) aka Dame Edna Everage aka Barry Humphries. He wasn't the real Les Paterson but did a great impression including pebble dashing everybody in the bar with his food. Nice!!
Anyway sun is shining now and we're off to the beach.
We also have a new phone number 012598711 (country code we think is 00855).
Cheers for now.
Gal and Arry

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Pub Singer -it's time to move on.

After finishing the blog last night and consuming too much alcohol in the process, we did what you normally do on the way home from the pub, we stopped to pick up a take away.

Before we even got to the street vender's stall, she knew what we wanted and had started cooking it. This led us to reflect on a number of incidents that had taken place recently (listed below) and this further confirmed our opinion that it really is time to move on.

You know it's time to move on when

1. Street venders prepare your food before you've even asked for it.

2. The dog at the laundrette jumps on your motorbike and won't get of until you've taken it for a ride.

3. The local pub has poured your drink as you walk in.

4. You have lunch in a swanky restaurant and the waitress recognises you from the internet cafe across the road.

5. The local off- licence know you by your first name, and have ordered a new car for themselves based on your purchases. In addition, they stock certain products for us at specially negotiated prices, they give us free sweets and the boss is always delighted to serve us, even if she is only wearing her dressing gown.

6. The local supermarket stocks cigars just for you and as soon as you walk through the door, they put a packet on the counter for you.

7. The landlady lets you extend your stay and pay her retrospectively.

8. You are recognised in the street by waiters from bars and restaurants.

Ref the video above, we tried to put this on last night but somehow failed (human error). It is one of the "live" artists from the street food festival, impersonating a pub singer.

Cheerio

Garry and Alison

Monday, September 8, 2008

We're Sailing

We have now been back in Thailand for a month and it has absolutely flown by (again). It feels like we have just lazed around and not done anything, but when we look through the pictures, we have done a fair bit.

Skipper Gary very generously lent us a boat again and we sailed with Scot out to Monkey Island. We had heard that the monkeys will swim out to your boat and steal food. In fact, one great story we heard (from Pascal - more about him later) was a monkey who swam out, helped himself to a sandwich, unwrapped the cellophane, ate half of it, urinated on the boat and left. Luckily, our experience was not the same. We only had time to sail close to the island but not anchor. All the same it was a great day out. Thanks to Gary for lending us the boat.
Pataya does put on some fabulous events. It has to be said they do try very hard. We visited a street food festival twice! Above are quails eggs being fried. It was a great festival, we ate loads of food and enjoyed the atmosphere. There was singing, dancing and an interesting pub singer with two live stages.
This Garry eating a Thai veggie version of a scoth egg. It is a quail's egg with fish mince. Delicious!
We are not quite sure what these were, but even the woman serving them is holding her nose! Maybe some kind of dumpling, but we gave them a wide berth - too many colours!
What kind of sausage would you like - Thailand has them all.
More unidentifiable food.

Believe it or not these are squid on a stick. The locals eat them like ice lollies!
Beautiful king prawns in the background with more squid on a stick in the foreground. Guess what the local fishermen fish for?
Some kind of odd crustacean. If you can identify it, please post a comment. On the basis that they didn't look very good, we didn't try them. We have developed a theory - if food doesn't look good and doesn't smell good, there's a chance it won't taste too good. This theory has been developed after many tastings.
At the end of this season's racing series, a fun treasure hunt was organised. We had to sail to Crab Island, find hidden messages in bottles using GPS and return back to the yacht club. We provided the quiz questions and the winner would be the team provided the closest answer. Lucky for us there was a dead heat and fortunately we had prepared a tie break. This was for the tied teams to sing Rod Stewart's "Sailing". The other crews would decide who deserved to win. It was great fun and the tied teams gave it their best shot, much to the amusement of the other crews. Sadly, the photos are not publishable! A team of french guys singing "Sailing" is a memory that will remain with lots of us for a long time! The boat above is the beautiful, brand new Jeanneau, owned by Andrew and built by Gary and his team. We think you may have seen it before.
This is part of our team (David and Thane) who were fortuntely spared from singing. You might get some idea of how gorgeous the island is from this picture. Truly paradise.


Some of the competitors anchored just off the island whilst they looked for clues/snorkelled in the clear water over rock reefs/drank green tea aka Heineken.
Another of the boats anchored just off the island. In the background you can see the paradise island. On the boat you can see the famous Pascal, famous for winning races, drinking green tea and singing "Sailing".
Garry part way up the mast - more of this later. This was the day after the treasure hunt. We had had such a good day out on the Saturday, Skipper Gary asked if we fancied a cruise on the Sunday. Probably, the best days sailing we have ever done. Back to paradise island, loads of snorkelling, swimming and some tea drinking. Thanks Gary from all of us!!
We did some cultural stuff and visited the Thai Chinese museum, where as you see they have fabulously manicured plants.



We defy you to look at this picture and not smile. Does it remind you of anybody? These are bronze sculptures of the "Laughing Buddha" in the Thai Chinese museum.
This is a God of Taoism as we learnt. Any idea what he is symbolising? Look closely!
These are horses and a chariot from the Chinese Terracotta army.
More bronze sculpures, with the museum in the background. This place is well worth a visit but not many people know about it.
Another bronze sculpture. The pictures don't do it justice, but the sculptures are very life - like. You almost expected them to move any minute.




We haven't seen many sunrises recently, so we hope this sunset will do. We had a fantastic night out with Gary, Pum, Scott, Ewey, Siham and Tony in a lovely seafood restaurant.
Tony kindly invited us to a party at his apartment. This is skipper Gary showing us all how to use a multigym. Tony thought it was to hang his washing on! Perhaps Tony will now start to use it.
Garry had to take the guitar off Tony as he was struggling to a) read the music, b) read the words and c) make any kind of a tune. However, he did redeem himself- see picture below.
Tony, two hours later (approx 3.30am) playing the drums downtown. He was actually very good - or at least so we thought. Good on you Tony.
Tony with the drummer and his girlfriend Siham. He is not being thrown out of the pub. Picture taken shortly after Tony's performance.

You will need to twist 90 degrees for this video, but this is what happened next after the photo of Garry on the mast.
One more day to go and then we are on our way to Cambodia. Thanks to everyone in Pattaya for making our time here really special. We will miss you!